Ni Oui Ni Non


Smart, fat 17 year old that can't ride a bike, I welcome all of my fellow aliens and music-lovers :D

QUOI???

CHOSEZ

Glory be unto he who hates women enough to not reproduce.

did-you-kno:

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aspirexd:

lovestruck flamingo

aspirexd:

lovestruck flamingo

I’ve gotten into watching ST:NG reruns on BBC and ngl they’re damn creepy like this one’s on aliens that put you into a coma to basically mind rape you like I know you wanna build your library of ppl’s memories but still damn who the fuck does that?

chauvinistsushi:

valloir:

Bedtime

me

chauvinistsushi:

valloir:

Bedtime

me

Tagged: awwbby

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

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dunede:

i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body 

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bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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beyoncebeytwice:

omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg

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